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I may be off in Canada right now,
assembling a raccoon army and negotiating peace talks with the local bears (don't ask how that's going), but I'll be crawling back to The Edge in a few months! Returning for my third year in the club, l'd love to be your next Social Media Secretary-and before you ask, yes, Bella can provide documented proof of me getting absolutely steamrolled at Nationals.

Let's be real—i have zero experience in running social media and very little to bring to the table (unless you count the hypothetical opossum I may or may not attempt to smuggle back-customs officers, if you're reading this, that's a joke). But what I can promise is to bless the club's Instagram with supreme levels of high-quality content, including:

✔️Content so bad it'll make you question my ability to function as a human being, let alone as a purple belt.
✔️Ensuring everyone gets their moment of fame-whether it's a clean throw or an unfortunate faceplant.
✔️Hype up every event, competition, and social, so no one misses out.
✔️Deliver top-tier (read: low-budget) reels and memes.

So, if you want engaging, chaotic, and slightly feral social media, vote for me!
Otherwise, I can't guarantee your most questionable randori moments won't mysteriously find their way online.