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Hello everyone!! Here is why I should be treasurer for coffee society!!

1.) I am very responsible with money I have been known to keep my SFE for a whole week before running out.

2.) I want to succeed my lord and savior Elias Simpson Jr IV. He has taught me how to stack cash like no other so be sure that your finances are in good hands.

3.) I’ve attended basically every event for coffee soc and have been a devout, sworn member since day 1. I am sure that with my help we can become the single biggest society in the world.

4.) I am literally the only choice and RoN is smelly so we can’t be picking him.

In conclusion coffee soc is lost without me, I am the very glue holding the fabric of the “bean” together, without me the coffee industry collapses, I am responsible for 38% of all coffee sales globally, and hope to be responsible for 100% of YOUR money!